Mayfield: A Saga

Themain Mann speaking: “Thank you Tella for the information about the recall for the Farstar e3 Telescope. It finally answers the age-old question of whether we are alone in the universe. It is truly a shame that we have had to lose so many men in the quest for knowledge. We will bring you the latest updates as to whether the men are returned. And next in the news, a local woman was assaulted by a vampire. Here’s Uwont Beleevit with the details. Uwont.”

Uwont Beleevit speaking: “Thank you Themain. It was a serene night here at the One-Twenty-Five Cafe until several patrons witnessed a horrifying attack. It seems that a vampire had his sights set on an unsuspecting young woman and attacked her by the dartboards while she was playing. This vampire has been tormenting Central City citizens for some time now. The young woman, whose name has not been released, was rescued by one Azura Persea and one Tucker Trimble. Here’s what the rescuers had to say.”

Azura Persea speaking: “At first I thought it was just two people rough-housing. So Tucker and I went over and started cheering the girl on. Then we realized that it wasn’t a fun fight. The girl was fighting for her life! It was horrible, I just didn’t know what to do.”

Tucker Trimble speaking: “Having had some experience with vampires in the past, I knew exactly what to do. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed some garlic. It did the trick.”

Uwont Beleevit speaking: “The brave rescuers both held up their garlic and the notorious vampire hissed and shielded his face with his cape. He then disappeared into the shadows. The young woman who was attacked was unconscious and bleeding from two small puncture wounds in the neck. She is currently being held at Central City Hospital, but is expected to make a full recovery. The only noticeable effect from the vampire’s attack is an enlargement of two of her front teeth, but local dentists say they should be able to return her teeth to normal size. Unfortunately, the Central City Police Department has been unable to capture the vampire who committed this attack. They have advised that all citizens stay at home during the dark hours of the evening for your safety until this blood-thirsty criminal is apprehended. I’m Uwont Beleevit, live with News at 7. Back to you Themain.”